Ok, so we all know and believe in the sock monster, right? The one who lives in the laundry room and thinks it's funny to eat just one sock at a time?
Well then, who or what is the thing that lives in my dresser and somehow makes my levis shrink a little bit more every day?
It's gotten to the point where, when I learned that I have a fibroid tumor in my uterus, I got excited because maybe it's one of those, you know, watermelon-sized ones that you read about and when it gets taken out I'll be back to a size 6 without having to work at it.
But then again, having wine, popcorn and Ben and Jerry's for dinner like I did last night probably isn't helping.