Dress? What dress? Here, look at Anna's pet snails:
They are named
Abbie, Dot Dot, Scooter and Original. She has trained them to do amazing! circus! tricks! such as headstands, crawling on each other (at her command, of course) and the tight-rope.
Ok, I did open the the box and peak at the dress. The fabric is lovely. Tonight I have the house to myself (Anna at her dad's and David out of town) so I will maybe probably most-likely work up the courage to try it on.
Do you think that duct-tape can also substitute as a girdle?