In addition to having the George .W Bush Presidential Library nearby we have, in the small N. Idaho town where I work, this: A combination LIQUOR STORE/KNIFE SHOP. Plus, PLUS they sell lingerie! That's right: you can pick up a fifth of Jack Daniels, a hunting knife and a new thong for the weekend, all at one store. Why on earth would you need to shop anywhere else??
In other, completely (?) unrelated news, my wedding dress came today and I am TERRIFIED to even open the box. Can't do it.