Now, I LOVE my mom. I do. But usually when she emails me anything political, well, I pour myself a good stiff drink, apologize to the voices of reason and prepare to once again ask myself if I am adopted. Because god only knows what kind of right-wing conspiracy-theory her senior citizen friends are spreading around the Internet now.
But I am proud to say that my mom sent me this:
Thank you for making my day, mom. I guess I'm not adopted afterall!