I'm going to start a new tradition, if you will. Once a week I'm going to ask the universe (and my 3 readers) a deep question that plagues me.
This week's question is: why are teenage boys such buttheads? Last night, after I'd gone to bed, David heard a commotion outside and went to investigate. A few teenage boys who had been wandering aimlessly around the neighborhood decided it would be a good idea to steal our beloved GIANT ICICLE. It had grown and grown and was now all the way down to the ground. It was VERY impressive. So impressive that these n'er do wells decided they must destroy it. And so they did. But in the midst of their evil deed, one of them dropped their cell-phone in the 3 foot deep snow. HAHAHAHAHAHA serves you right you little shit!! Ahem. David, being waaaaaaaay nicer than I am, HELPED THEM LOOK FOR IT and even went inside and dialed the little turd's phone number in attempt to locate it. No luck. Again, HAHAHAHAHAHA. Now said boy must go confess to his parents that he lost his cell phone while stealing someone's prized icicle.
It's called karma, baby.