I'm going to start a new tradition, if you will. Once a week I'm going to ask the universe (and my 3 readers) a deep question that plagues me.
This week's question is: why are teenage boys such buttheads? Last night, after I'd gone to bed, David heard a commotion outside and went to investigate. A few teenage boys who had been wandering aimlessly around the neighborhood decided it would be a good idea to steal our beloved GIANT ICICLE. It had grown and grown and was now all the way down to the ground. It was VERY impressive. So impressive that these n'er do wells decided they must destroy it. And so they did. But in the midst of their evil deed, one of them dropped their cell-phone in the 3 foot deep snow. HAHAHAHAHAHA serves you right you little shit!! Ahem. David, being waaaaaaaay nicer than I am, HELPED THEM LOOK FOR IT and even went inside and dialed the little turd's phone number in attempt to locate it. No luck. Again, HAHAHAHAHAHA. Now said boy must go confess to his parents that he lost his cell phone while stealing someone's prized icicle.
It's called karma, baby.
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You know, I think it's just a thing in their genes that makes them naughty. See, David evidently understands the "naughty" gene, hence he tried to help them find their phone and probably get the heck out of there before you made it out the door!
Teen age boys don't think with their brains. Seeing that icicle was just a challenge to destroy. It was a "cool" thing to do.
Karma is right, and you KNOW he didn't tell his parents what he was doing when he lost the phone !
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