"NOW what is the matter?? Jesus!"
"I just pulled my hair really really hard!" (??!!)
"Well Anna, SHIT HAPPENS."
Now those are some words of wisdom right there. And empathy. I'm not proud of it, but damn. I don't know if she's been more whiney than usual this week or if it's because mommy has stopped drinking.
Sweet baby jesus, I don't know HOW our mothers did it without happy pills and/or alcohol. And I only have ONE child.