Thursday, January 24, 2008

because I have very little pride

I will share with you this fact: this morning, as I was getting dressed, I actually tried to tuck my stomach ino my pants.

It was not successful. Time to get busy.

14 comments:

jpogue said...

Now THAT's funny! But what would be even better - I don't suppose you wet yourself after you realized what you'd done. If you did, please share it.

kate said...

I'm terribly sorry to disappoint you, sister, but there was no peeing involved.

It was intentional, I thought it was worth a try. But no....I'm stuck with dunlop syndrome.

jpogue said...

Oh.

I guess it being intentional is better than accidently. Accidently however, is much funnier. Are you sure it wasn't accidently? I REALLY want to think of you doing that. Accidently - not on purpose.

jpogue said...

Here's a funny:

Bruce, Pam's husband, is REALLY busy this time of the year with taxes, plus he's taking care of Pam and trying to be there for her chemo sessions. He's definately overwhelmed.

Every day, he takes a banana to work to eat. Lately, he's been forgetting it. So his solution was to put his banana with the tv remote so when he turned the tv off to go to work, he'd take the banana.

When he went to get his banana that morning at work, he realized he'd picked up and taken the remote - the banana was still at home.

Dee said...

Kate, I can't believe you tried to do that intentionally ! That is just too weird !
As for Bruce ------------
I love that ! Now THAT'S funny ! It makes some of the stupid things I do sound normal. Remember when we found the salt shaker in the refrigerator, Kate? And that was YEARS ago !

kate said...

Oh mom, don't pretend you haven't tried it! :)

Dee said...

Its my boobs that I have to keep stuffing back UP into my bra ! Guess that's why my waist keep getting bigger !

Linda, aka "Lala" said...

Hell, I thought it was normal to try to tuck your stomach into your pants. I thought everyone (except Jodi) tried that at some point. I was actually getting some success a few months ago when I was at my largest.

But on that note, I have finally broken the 130 barrier!!! I'm at 128!!!

kate said...

eh, feck off.

Oh, ok. Congratulations. Rub it in. Me and my spare tire will just go eat some chocolate chip cookies for dinner.

Blank Girl said...

I'm with you, Kate.

Jacki said...

where I come from, we call that pretty role around the top of your pants a "muffin top". Dont worry aunt Kate, Im only 25 and I have one. I'll give you a tip though, muffin tops looks so much better and smaller if its tan.

Dee said...

Lala, I wish you had a decent, healthy everyday diet that you followed to lose that weight. Congrats ! anyway, I'd follow your diet, but I know that you eat junk, just less of it. Or is it stress ? I lost about 20 lbs when I couldn't sell my house, but I certainly don't want to go thru anything like that again to lose weight. I literally was bonkers.

kate said...

Jacki, sweetheart, I appreciate your trying to make me feel better, but you've had two children in the past 3 years.
Mine is 7. So I can't blame her (although I still do).

Tan, huh? I'll have to try that. Do you think I could I just rub the Cheetos powder all over myself after I binge?? Kill two birds with one stone...

Jacki said...

eehhh... cheetos might give you the fake orange look and that is sooo not what we are going for. I'd try something like BBQ chips. And let me correct you, Ive had 2 children in 2 years... even worse!