Tuesday, October 16, 2007

create your own porn-star name!

Yeah, I know, not my typical post...but out of sheer boredom (hard to believe, I know) I was looking through the archives of very funny blogger and saw this:

"You know how you can make a porn stage name by taking the name of your childhood pet and combining it with the street you grew up on?"

Well, no, I hadn't heard of this. But it did cause me to stop and think. And now, I'd like to introduce you to:

Smokey Canal.


oh. my. god.

What's yours??

11 comments:

jpogue said...

Smokey Crick - hmmm I'm not too excited about that...

Dee said...

We're all goint to be Smokey something-----at least 4 will. So I'm Smokey Oak.
You WERE bored !!
So did everyone survive Ival's email??????? That rat.

Blank Girl said...

Hahahaha... Midnight Austin. Rock on.

Ival knows how to use the computer?!? ;)

kate said...

hahaha! Heather, I like yours! Bow chicka bow wow!

Mom, I hate to tell you this, but you would actually be PoDo Oak. And that's just not going to work. I'm afraid you have no future in this line of work; I know you're disappointed.

Dee said...

No future? You mean "Porn Star" isn't a comedy? And I was all set for a new career and knowing everyone would fall over laughing so hard !!!!!!!!!

Dee said...

come on, I want some response to Ival's email !

kate said...

Regarding Ival's email? I f'ing HATED it. Call me a stick in the mud, but I just hate having that sort of image forced on me. I just dont' find it funny AT ALL.


Now, aren't you sorry you asked??

Blank Girl said...

Uh... what is this email you speakith of? Do you have copies with which to forward?

kate said...

Heather, you don't want it, trust me. It's one of those "test" things that gets you to concentrate intensely on the computer screen and then it suddenly switches to this hidious, scary, rotting corpse that looks like something out of The Exorcist. It's disgusting.

Blank Girl said...

Ohhhh, THAT. Like father, like son!

Last year Adam called me up to the second floor and he said he had a really cool game he wanted me to play and I'd REALLY like it. So I get up there and it's about concentrating really hard to get the mouse through a maze that gets tinier and tinier and JUST as you reach the finish a girl screams really loud and flashes on and off the screen.

0_0

Mean. Just mean.

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