Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Best Country Song Titles of All Time

David used to to work in public radio, and somewhere along the line he came across this list of the best/funniest country songs of all time. He often uses them on me, depending on his mood. Today it was #8. He SAYS he was kidding.

Anyway, without further ado, here are MY personal favorites:

10. Don't Run Through The Screen Door Honey, You'll Only Strain Yourself

9. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

8. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass All Day Long

7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

6. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

5. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

4. I Just Fell in Something; I Sure Hope It's Love

3. If I'd Shot You When I Wanted, I'd Be Out By Now

2. I'm Still Missing You...But My Aim Is Improving

And my #1 favorite:

drum roll please....

1. I Only Have Eyes For You, But Look What I Have For Your Sister



jpogue said...

Ya gotta love country music!

Dee said...

Country is my next favorite kind of music-----except for the "cryin' on the barroom floor" kind. Of course my fav is JAZZ.
Love these titles !
OK, so does #8 tell you you're being a nag? ( I cleaned that up)
You be nice to David.

kate said...

mom: NO. :)

I AM nice to David. I'm so nice to him, he doesn't know what to do with himself.

Right, honey?


jpogue said...

The crying on the bar room floor stuff is my favorite. One of my favorite titles is "There's a tear in my beer cause I'm crying for ya dear" It just doesn't get any better than that.

Anonymous said...

OMG..are those for real??

kate said...

Yes, Mary Pat, I'm afraid so.

David said...

Oh...Kate's nice all right. Luckily I'm a masochist so everything comes out ducky...

Dee said...

David, if you bleed, I have lots of bandaids.

Linda, aka "Lala" said...

My favorite country song is,...

Well I lobster, and never flounder, so I just drove away in my carp!

That is for real! Remember that one Jodi?