Tuesday, August 4, 2009

how to irritate the beejeezus out of me

First, do your weekly grocery shopping at 7:00 in the morning on a week day (also known as a work day for some people.) Fill your cart to the brim with potato chips, case upon case of Diet Pepsi products, and loads of pre-packaged food-like substances.

Second, as you are moving, sloth-like, toward the checkout line and you see someone coming toward you, someone who is obviously dressed for work (as opposed to your un-showered, sweats-wearing self), someone who appears to be in a hurry with just 2 items in her hands, see that as challenge to move faster than you have all week in order to get in line ahead of said working person with TWO FUCKING THINGS IN HER HANDS.

ahem.

8 comments:

tallulah said...

I always let you high-strung types with stuff in their hands to go first. I mean WTF? I got all day to shop for groceries.

Jodi said...

Add said person to the growing list of people/things that piss you off - people who don't agree with you on politics and religion, anonymous comments on your blog, head lice, the overly-friendly checker at Albertsons, your boss, your co-workers, your neighbor Ted, and your ex-husband's girlfriend.

Hey, your words, not mine!

kate said...

Tallulah, damn right. That's how it should be. :)

Jod, wow. You have a freaky photographic memory. Am I that ornery??

Don't answer that. Or YOU'LL be next.

David said...

Damn I better be careful as I wonder the house with a bag of Doritos...

Dee said...

Just don't start a line, David.

I add to that those "self checkouts" at the grocery store. If I want to do that I'll go to Winco where its cheaper.
And don't get me started on stupid drivers !!!!!!

Fancy Schmancy said...

Oooh, that's how I feel when I'm in a hurry on my lunch break and I forgot it was senior citizen discount today. You can never get around them, especially when they're blocking the aisles talking about their ailments and who's still alive.

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