Thursday, April 1, 2010

I saw you:

Rocket Market, early Thursday morning.

Me: sexy Italian, brown and white leather Mary Jane.

You: Large. Green. Loogie.

On my way to work, I ran in quickly to grab the new Inlander. You, waiting patiently, in the semi-darkness. Unexpectedly, we connected. I can only guess at your provenance: Runner? Biker? Delivery man? I can't stop thinking about you.

You’ve left your mark on my sole.

7 comments:

JACKI said...

I think you didn't mean to put this on your blog. I think you actually meant to publish this on Craigslist under 'missed connections'. Eh?

I'm sooo confused...

kate said...

ha! No, our local independent paper, the Inlander, has an "I Saw You", "You Saw Me", "Cheers and Jeers" section.

This actually happened to me this morning (stepped in a loogie) and I spent most of my hour commute thinking I should write a "Jeer" about classless idiots who spit in public....then I decided it would be funny to do it this way.

Apparently I'm the only one who thinks it's funny.

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Linda said...

It was some big, old, fat man, that made a loud "SSNNOOOORRRRRRKKK!!!" sound just before he so kindly shared that with the rest of the world.

Don't you just love that kind of consideration??? ASSHOLE!

David said...

Should I be jealous of a loogie?

Dee said...

Wow, I got it and wished I hadn't. But I do sympathize with you. Do you still own the Mary Jane or did you toss it out the window as you drove thru the res.